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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Shake Riddle and Role

What can be written four ways whose word can be written only three ways? -dP

Even Steven

A compromise is an agreement not to disagree. -dP

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Wha'ts That You Say?

You know it's a Wiki World when you can't believe everything you hear and only half of what you see. -dP

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Monday, October 12, 2015

What Makes The Man?

The measure of a man is his strength in arms.  But without strength in God, he has no arms to be strong. -dP

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Hush Hush and Very Confidential

A secret is something you keep to yourself. If you tell someone else, it's no longer a secret.  -dP

After Six

If you're caught at the dinner table without your wits, just say "underwear" and everything will come back to you. -dP

Friday, October 9, 2015

Don't Cry

Why is the moon blue? It's feeling down that it has to share the month with another full moon.  How sad . -dP

Friday, October 2, 2015

The Bestest

When it comes to pizza, there's no one best pizza, only favorite pizzas, and as an aside, toppings only belong on ice cream Sundays. -dP

Saturday, September 26, 2015

A Rose Is A Rose Is A Rose

If it appears to be that you don't have a problem, then you have a problem. -dP

How Does It Feel To Be Wrong?

Being wrong makes a man stronger. But only when he can admit it.-dP

Consiglio's Cunundrum

Life is a puzzle solved only by time. -dP

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

At the Zoo

A Zoo by any other name is a prison for animals.  -dP

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Lovers and Other Strangers

A lover is someone who never says no.  -dP

Friday, September 11, 2015

Long May You Run

When the end finally comes, smile. You've made it thus far. -dP

A Friend Indeed

A friend is someone who likes you even though you don't like yourself.

Saturday, August 29, 2015

In a NY Minute

Heaven and Hell are permanent. The Earth that is Purgatory is only temporary.  -dP

Monday, August 24, 2015

A Fool by Any Other Name

A fool is someone who doesn't believe his own conscience. -dP

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Lighting Strikes Me Again

When the light blinds the darkness, the eyes see the soul. -dP

Friday, July 24, 2015

Music Is My Life

If Rock 'N' Roll Married Rap, they'd be called Rap 'N' Roll.
How do you like Your music? -dP

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Re-use Re-cycle and Re-new

God was an environmentalist when he invented bananas and oranges.
If he wasn't he wouldn't have made them with their own bio-degradable packaging. -dP

Mind Your Manners

Being mindful means never having to explain yourself. -dP

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Pardon Me

An excuse is a reason  given without thinking. -dP

Monday, June 29, 2015


A photo is a lifetime captured in one moment. -dP

Sunday, June 28, 2015

One Head Is Better Then None

It's a wise doppleganger that knows from where he comes. -dP

Monday, June 22, 2015

And If Elected

Politics is the art of meaning what you don't say and saying what you don't mean. -dP

Saturday, June 13, 2015

It's a Free Country.

For me, there is only one law:
Hurt no one, and hurt no thing. -dP

A Wise Man Once Said

A wise man once said,
"If it's not one thing it's another".
Who's to argue with a wise man? -dP

The Whole World's a Stage

Think before you act, and you'll always be a player. -dP

Friday, June 12, 2015

I Just Stopped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In

It's this simple. We're all Human. We're born, We Live and We Die.
And that's our condition. -dP

Monday, June 8, 2015

Home Sweet Home

Germany is the Fatherland....and Russia is the Motherland.  Israel is the
Promised Land.....but only America is The Homeland. -dP

Friday, April 3, 2015

Don'tYou Agree?

What makes a reality is a shared experience. -dP

The Man In The Mirror

When I awake, I look into the mirror and say
" There is only one I and it is me." Then I know it's going  to be a good day. -dP

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Make Up Your Mind.

Freedom or Love?  That is the real question. -dP

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Who Am I?

God is Like a Circle. He has no beginning and He has no end.-dP

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Take No Prisoners

Life is a revolution that's won by all involved. -dP

Here Today Gone Tomorrow

In the future, we will all be revenants. -dP

Saturday, January 24, 2015

All I Want Is World Peace

To find peace on Earth,  find peace with oneself. -dP

Sunday, December 7, 2014

A Time to be Together

When it comes to family gatherings, the bigger a family gets, the smaller a family gets. -dP

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

My Country 'Tis of Thee

In the history of civilization, the United States of America is the only country founded, by immigrants...for immigrants. Where are you from? -dP

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Friday, November 14, 2014

Who Am I?

The Universe speaks with one voice, and it is the voice of all of us. -dP

I Am My Own Guardian Angel.

Don't look over your shoulder, it's only you. -dP

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

More Precisely

I think, therefore I always am. -dP

Where's a Cop When You Need One?

When you steal someone's ID, you steal his soul. -dP

Monday, November 10, 2014

The Old Man and the See

You're only as old as you let your mind believe. -dP

Monday, October 20, 2014

The Light

The body is the temple of the eye. -dP

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

A House

A House is a House until two hearts make it a Home. -dP

Thursday, July 18, 2013

And That's The Way It Is

The essence of a man is his genitalia. The essence of a woman is her womb. -dP

Sunday, July 14, 2013

What's That You Say?

I am not a coincidence. -dP

A Wng and a Prayer

Seek and you shall find. -dP

What's The Point?

The idea behind the word point is the point. -dP

We The People

A Government of the people by the people and for the people, is the people.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Life Sucks and Then You Die

Man's basic instinct to survive is the root of all evil. -dP

The Silver Cup

Hope is a Prayer. -dP

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